Oppo EXCLUSIVE! Clarkson Replaced Already!

Kinja'd!!! "macanamera" (macanamera)
03/25/2015 at 13:15 • Filed to: None

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Oppositelock has learned that the BBC has wasted no time in replacing Jeremy Clarkson in the hit automotive TV show "Top Gear
Official sources confirm Clark Jameson will pick up almost exactly where Jeremy Clarkson left off.


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Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > macanamera
03/25/2015 at 13:18

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > macanamera
03/25/2015 at 13:20

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Also:

I've got a mustache, I've got a mustache, I've got a mustache, I've got a mustache, I've got a mustache


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > macanamera
03/25/2015 at 13:37

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Are you sure it isn't Cleremy Jarkson?


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > macanamera
03/25/2015 at 13:39

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With that 'stache, I think Jerome Selleckson might be a better fit. Clark Jameson seems more a pipe smoking anorak.


Kinja'd!!! Gated Manual > macanamera
03/25/2015 at 14:08

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Jason Clarkson from The Interceptors:


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > macanamera
03/25/2015 at 14:22

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Cleremon Jarksy


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > macanamera
03/25/2015 at 14:25

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The scene from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels immediately popped into my head.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > macanamera
03/25/2015 at 14:51

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Mr. Jameson, how would you respond if we were to tell you that you look and sound an awfully lot like Jeremy Clarkson?

Jameson: I've heard that before of course, but I don't see it myself. If you put the two of us together, you'd realize how different we are. I have a mustache.

Then, would you mind if we asked Jeremy Clarkson to come into the room?

Jameson: No, not at all, as long as I can go get him.

Why?

Jameson: He's in the bathroom, and he's still really shook up over being fired. We're old friends, and only I can get him to come out.

OK

*leaves room, doesn't come back*


Kinja'd!!! RustedSprinter > macanamera
03/25/2015 at 14:56

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I was hoping that 505 would replace Clarkson.